A LOVE RAT, A CONSPIRACY NUT, A RABID PRO-LIFER, AND A LIAR. PICK ONE, AND MEET THE POSSIBLE NEW AMERICAN PRESIDENT.
One of these four republican presidental candidates will battle against Obamar to become the president of the United States this year.
NEWT GINGRICH NEWT'S REASONS FOR DUMPING his first wife Jackie - his geometry teacher, who he secretly dated throughout his high school years, and married at the age of 19 were simple.
He told an aide "She is isn't younge enough or pretty enough to be the presidents wife. And besides she has cancer."
Newt visited his wife in hospital when she was recovering in hospital after having a tumour removed to argue about their divorce. Newt deciced to stop paying child support and alimony, forcing Jackie and his daughters to live off handouts from their local church.
His second wife Marianne didn't fare much better, Newt demanded an open marriage when she was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis - he had been having an affair for 6 years with Callista, who is now his third wife.
Gingrich who is also an author and former fox news commentator admits that when he read the book, Men Who Hate Woman And The Woman Who Love Them, he found "frightening pieces that related to my own life". His latest plan is to build a shopping centre on the moon.
MITT ROMNEY MORMON MITT LIED ABOUT OWNING A GUN, ABOUT BEING A HUNTER, AND EVEN CLAIMED HIS FATHER HAD MARCHED WITH MARTIN LUTHER KING.
He doesn't own a gun. Has only been hunting twice, and admitted the Martin Luther claim didn't match the "dictionary deffinition" of the truth.
Romney currently second in the polls behind Newt to challenge Obamar at the next election -kept his biggest whopper of all for his dog, whose name is Seamus. When Mitt took their family holiday in Canada in 1983 Seamus, an Irish Setter, was locked in a crate and strapped to the roof of their car.
Mitt who is a business man with a net worth between $190 million - $250 million claimed Seamus "climed up there all by himself and loved the ride". The poor dog was terrified and made a mess over the cars back window. Romney hosed down the car and left Seamus on the roof for the rest of the 12 hour trip. He has also insisted he was helping in the fight against illegal immigrants.
The illegal immigrant gardeners from Guatemala, who worked on Romney's lawn for 10 years, told reporters they made just $6 for an 11 hour day.
RON PAUL CONSPIRACY - THEORIST RON PAUL THE OLDEST HOPEFUL AT 75, IS CONVINCED CANADA AND MEXICO ARE IN LEAGUE TO WIPE OUT THE UNITED STATES.
He believes the United States nearest neighbours will join together one giant country called the North American Union, and squeeze the United States to death.
He has denied being racist, but sold incredibly racist news letters claiming, among other things, that Martin Luther King seduced under age boys and that gays should get back in the closet.
Ron Paul now insists that he didn't write the offending articles, but admits editing the offending paper - the paper was called the Ron Paul Survival Report, which he did for 10 years.
A former U.S airforce flight surgeon, Paul is anti war and opposed to all foreign aid and military intervention. He also wants to scrap welfare, is convinced climate change is a scam and believes illegal immigrants are sneaking over the boarder to give birth to "anchor babies" in a bid to wreak America.
RICK SANTORUM
RICK IS IN LAST PLACE IN THE RACE TO CHALLENGE OBAMA AT THE MOMENT HE IS STRONGLY ANTI OBORTION, INSISTING THAT WOMAN THAT ARE RAPED SHOULD BE FORCED TO GIVE BIRTH.
He said "The right approach is to accept this horribly created life in the sense of a rape, but never the less it is a gift. It is the gift of human life and you should accept what God is giving you."
Rick likes to mention the fact that his wife Karen, with whom he has 7 children refuse an obortion when she developed a life threatening condition while pregnant.
Instead they had the baby delivered early at the age of 20 weeks, an age at which no baby has ever survived. The baby, who they named Gabriel, died.
Santorum keeps quieter about the fact that Karen lived with Tom Allen, a doctor who performed abortions for 6 years, before she meet him. Her ex boyfriend is also the doctor who delivered her as a baby.
Rick Santorum is also opposed to contraception, calling it "dangerous", is anti-gays and wants to expand exploration for oil.
SOURCES - Sunday Mirror, Brightside Bincheck, google images
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